Hugh Manatee's Last Stand

If you're going to read about the end of the world, you might as well laugh

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Get to Know Hugh Manatee's SEPTIC Tank

Hugh Manatee's Last Stand peeks into the future of warfare with this contraption from DARPA (the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency). Without giving anything away, this vehicle plays a crucial role in the possible survival of Hugh, Iffy, and the gang.

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In addition to the features displayed above, the interior is amazingly spacious, with a comfortable eat-in-kitchen, en suites in the crew quarters, and a small rec room and spa on the Lido deck.

These are your tax dollars at work!!

The Lay of Hugh's Land

You can't get the full flavor of Hugh Manatee's Last Stand without understanding the topography where the action takes place. Here's a detailed map of the general area with important landmarks. FYI, Hogwarts and Kings Landing have nothing at all to do with this story, but including them offered an opportunity to snag some unwary web surfers.
The references on the map won't make much sense right now, but keep this in map mind as you read on!

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